There comes a very sad day when the olive rips when you try to put it on your finger tip, then olives from a can just don't taste as good. Followed by those awkward years where olives from the olive bar at the fancy grocery store are too vinegary or to hard or the pits give you the heeby jeebies. After you get tired of everyone thinking you are still in your awkward years, you start pretending to like the fancy olives. Only a lucky few grow out of this stage of olive life, or they have a really good olive bar and figured out which olives they actually like.
1 year ago